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What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
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this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
no wait is this that elevator prank he just beat up that little girl is nobody gonna say anything
Seriously? No one has any comment on the fact he just decked a little girl?
lol you cant just put a little girl in an elevator to scare people and not think that somebody is going to put a boot in her face
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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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TRAFFIC
[noun]
1. the movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.
2. the vehicles, persons, etc., moving in an area, along a street, etc.
3. the transportation of goods for the purpose of trade, by sea, land, or air: ships of traffic.
4. trade; buying and selling; commercial dealings.
5. trade between different countries or places; commerce.
[verb]
6. to carry on traffic, trade, or commercial dealings.
7. to trade or deal in a specific commodity or service, often of an illegal nature (usually followed by in.
Etymology: earlier traffyk < Middle French trafique.
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